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All posts tagged
children-s-books
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December 8, 2021The Found Diaries of Duck from Click, Clack, Moo
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October 12, 2021The FBI Builds a Case Against the Baby-Sitters Club Crime Family
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October 5, 2021Excerpts from Frog and Toad Are Doing Their Best
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September 13, 2021Miss Trunchbull Asks That You Reconsider Her Methods, Post-Pandemic
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April 22, 2021I Will Gladly Explain Why I Hate The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Just As Soon As I Finish Reading All 22 Pages
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April 5, 2021I’m the Mechanic Who Built the Magic School Bus, and I Am Tired of Ms. Frizzle Getting All the Credit
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March 25, 2021Flannery O’Connor Absolutely Ruins Your Favorite Stories from Childhood
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January 22, 2021Llama Llama Remote-Learning Drama
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December 23, 2020How the Grinch Stalled Whovid
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December 8, 2020Think 2020 Has Been Long for You? I’m the Kid from Tuck Everlasting, and It’s Literally Been Forever for Me
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June 28, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
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June 17, 2021What Your Favorite ’90s Rock Band Says About the Type of Bored Suburban Dad You Are Today
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June 14, 2022My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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