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All posts tagged
children-s-books
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April 4, 2019The Very Busy-Trying-to-Figure-Out-How-to-Pay-For-Child-Care Spider
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March 6, 2019The Big Chill Except With the Ducklings From Make Way for Ducklings, Now All Grown Up
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February 26, 2019The Helicopter Bunny
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February 19, 2019Don’t Let the Pigeon Build a Border Wall!
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September 20, 2018Monologue: It’s Me, the Plucky, Unlikely Heroine of the Children’s Books That Defined You
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February 26, 2018List: The Baby-Sitters Club Super Woke Series
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September 21, 2017Monologue: I’m Diana From Anne of Green Gables and I am Fucking Drunk
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August 10, 2017List: Classic Works of Children’s Literature as Described In My English Thesis
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May 26, 2017Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day That Was Made Better by White Privilege
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May 9, 2017If You Give a Graduate Student Free Beer…
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell