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February 24, 2023If You Give a Bear Cocaine…
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January 5, 2023Excerpts from The Berenstain Bears & Too Much Endemic Respiratory Illness
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December 15, 2022“Yippee Ki Yay, le Connard": Madeline’s Die Hard Christmas
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December 8, 2021The Found Diaries of Duck from Click, Clack, Moo
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October 12, 2021The FBI Builds a Case Against the Baby-Sitters Club Crime Family
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October 5, 2021Excerpts from Frog and Toad Are Doing Their Best
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September 13, 2021Miss Trunchbull Asks That You Reconsider Her Methods, Post-Pandemic
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April 22, 2021I Will Gladly Explain Why I Hate The Very Hungry Caterpillar, Just As Soon As I Finish Reading All 22 Pages
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April 5, 2021I’m the Mechanic Who Built the Magic School Bus, and I Am Tired of Ms. Frizzle Getting All the Credit
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March 25, 2021Flannery O’Connor Absolutely Ruins Your Favorite Stories from Childhood
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