drink beer; all out of beer
drink mojitos; still waiting for the other bartender to get a minute, since he’s the one who makes the really good mojitos
smoke marijuana; having a nice time and feeling much less hostile
have my car washed; left with nothing to do except kick ass until they’re finished washing my car
collect the garbage; all out − wait, my truck is leaving
get these pants altered; surprised at how many people are already here at 10:30 in the morning
play chess; more than willing to combine the two, would you like to play a game of chess?
convince the jury to award me full custody of my young children; rather surprised neither worked out