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    Introducing a New Life-Changing Drug For Men But Mostly Women
    by Sara K. Runnels
  • June 6, 2018
    List: Entourage Star Adrian Grenier or My Uncle Who Recently Tried Ayahuasca and is Now “Totally Enlightened”?
    by Patrick Eme and Tyler Austin
  • March 1, 2018
    Welcome to My Opium Den/Coworking Space for Millennials
    by Sarah Solomon
  • July 17, 2017
    Drug Catapults Don’t Kill People, People Kill People
    by Fiona Taylor
  • January 19, 2017
    Sometimes I Feel Like I’m the Only Person at this Buffalo Wild Wings on a Hallucinogen-Fueled Free Fall to the Center of the Field of Consciousness
    by Coleman Larkin
  • August 13, 2015
    List: Responses From the Menstruating Public to the FDA’s Announcement Urging Reduced Anti-Inflammatory Consumption
    by Leslie Maslow
  • July 29, 2015
    List: Strain of Marijuana or Shade of Covergirl Outlast Stay Brilliant Nail Glosstini?
    by Chloe Kent
  • July 17, 2015
    The Game of LIFE: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Edition
    by Jamie Cricks
  • November 5, 2014
    Monologue: Peter Pan’s Middle School Assembly D.A.R.E. Speech
    by Olga Oksman
  • April 16, 2014
    Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: A Former Methadone Clinic Counselor
    by Suzanne Yeagley
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