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All posts tagged
drugs
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September 10, 2018Introducing a New Life-Changing Drug For Men But Mostly Women
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June 6, 2018Entourage Star Adrian Grenier or My Uncle Who Recently Tried Ayahuasca and is Now “Totally Enlightened”?
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March 1, 2018Welcome to My Opium Den/Coworking Space for Millennials
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July 17, 2017Drug Catapults Don’t Kill People, People Kill People
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January 19, 2017Sometimes I Feel Like I’m the Only Person at this Buffalo Wild Wings on a Hallucinogen-Fueled Free Fall to the Center of the Field of Consciousness
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August 13, 2015Responses From the Menstruating Public to the FDA’s Announcement Urging Reduced Anti-Inflammatory Consumption
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July 29, 2015Strain of Marijuana or Shade of Covergirl Outlast Stay Brilliant Nail Glosstini?
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July 17, 2015The Game of LIFE: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Edition
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November 5, 2014Peter Pan’s Middle School Assembly D.A.R.E. Speech
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April 16, 2014Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: A Former Methadone Clinic Counselor
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January 3, 2020Signs You May Be a Female Character In a Work of Historical Fiction
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director