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All posts tagged
drugs
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September 10, 2018Introducing a New Life-Changing Drug For Men But Mostly Women
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June 6, 2018List: Entourage Star Adrian Grenier or My Uncle Who Recently Tried Ayahuasca and is Now “Totally Enlightened”?
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March 1, 2018Welcome to My Opium Den/Coworking Space for Millennials
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July 17, 2017Drug Catapults Don’t Kill People, People Kill People
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January 19, 2017Sometimes I Feel Like I’m the Only Person at this Buffalo Wild Wings on a Hallucinogen-Fueled Free Fall to the Center of the Field of Consciousness
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August 13, 2015List: Responses From the Menstruating Public to the FDA’s Announcement Urging Reduced Anti-Inflammatory Consumption
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July 29, 2015List: Strain of Marijuana or Shade of Covergirl Outlast Stay Brilliant Nail Glosstini?
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July 17, 2015The Game of LIFE: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Edition
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November 5, 2014Monologue: Peter Pan’s Middle School Assembly D.A.R.E. Speech
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April 16, 2014Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: A Former Methadone Clinic Counselor
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June 13, 2019Every NIMBY’s Speech At a Public Hearing
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June 7, 2019My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents
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June 11, 2019Monologue: I’m an Adorable Romper, and I’m About to Make Your Life a Living Hell
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June 12, 2019How to Stage Your Own Death So Your Husband Understands How Much Work You Do