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September 14, 2018Men In Tech to Work With and/or Go On Tinder Dates With Before You, a Woman In Tech, Get Fed Up With This Industry and Leave San Francisco Forever
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July 28, 2015Bay Area to Standard American English Translator
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June 29, 2015Field Notes from Gentrified Places: San Francisco
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February 6, 2015The First Half of MJ, a New Script by Wajahat Ali and Dave Eggers
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November 7, 2011Non-Essential Mnemonics: “Los Angeles residents love actors, singers, and Kobe. San Franciscans prefer “granola people” – bicyclists, bearded Democrats, people with bisexual dads…”
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April 30, 2010My Romantic Life: A Walking Tour of San Francisco
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September 16, 2002More Titles of Résumés Posted by Job-Seekers on a San Francisco-Area Website
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February 5, 2002Actual Names of People Who Checked in to a Youth Hostel in San Francisco
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December 17, 2001Actual Titles of Résumés Posted by Job Seekers on a San Francisco-Area Website
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October 31, 2000San Francisco Nocturne
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 6, 2025Killing Baby Boomers Will Save the United States Government Trillions
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March 5, 2025Short Conversations with Poets: Dong Li
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March 7, 2025Happy National Women’s Day from the White House
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March 14, 2025A Memorandum from the Newly Established Department of Grammar Efficiency
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March 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: An Interview with Michael Smith
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March 14, 2025Nothing Stands Between Us Teachers and the Brainwashing of America’s Children, Except This Beef Jerky in the Pencil Sharpener
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking