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All posts tagged

waiters

June 19, 2019

Things Bougie Customers Say to Their Server At an Overpriced Seafood Restaurant On the Jersey Shore

by Lindsay Haber
February 28, 2018

When Is It Okay to Yell At Your Restaurant Server For Poor Service?

by Mayur Chauhan
June 15, 2017

Hi, I’ll Be Your Waiter Interrupting a Really Hard Conversation

by Mike Drucker
July 9, 2001

Members of a Los Angeles-Area Cheesecake Factory Wait Staff (Listed in Order of Appearance)

by Greg Knauss
July 7, 2001

Lines to be Relayed by a Servile Yet Dignified Waiter to an Interesting-Looking Woman in a Public Place

by Joe O’Neill
July 7, 2001

Responses from the Lady, To Be Relayed by That Same Servile Yet Dignified Waiter

by Joe O’Neill

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April 30, 2020

The Girl From Avril Lavigne’s “Sk8er Boi” Responds 18 Years Later

by Madeleine Trebenski
June 30, 2020

Would-You-Rathers for Parents During Quarantine

by Sally Miller and Julie Vick
June 26, 2020

A Message from Your University’s Vice President for Magical Thinking

by Juliana Gray
July 16, 2018

The 6 Books Donald Trump Is Reading This Summer

by Wendi Aarons and Mariana Olenko

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July 14, 2020

Mom Hair Through the Ages

by Ali Solomon and Janine Annett
July 14, 2020

Emerson Whitney in conversation with Gender Justice LA

by Emerson Whitney
July 14, 2020

Every Question I Asked My Parents While Doing My Taxes

by Graham Techler
July 14, 2020

It’s Time for Spin Class With Deborah, Forgotten Horsewoman of the Apocalypse

by Brittain McNeel

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