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waiters

June 19, 2019

Things Bougie Customers Say to Their Server At an Overpriced Seafood Restaurant On the Jersey Shore

by Lindsay Haber
February 28, 2018

When Is It Okay to Yell At Your Restaurant Server For Poor Service?

by Mayur Chauhan
June 15, 2017

Hi, I’ll Be Your Waiter Interrupting a Really Hard Conversation

by Mike Drucker
July 9, 2001

Members of a Los Angeles-Area Cheesecake Factory Wait Staff (Listed in Order of Appearance)

by Greg Knauss
July 7, 2001

Lines to be Relayed by a Servile Yet Dignified Waiter to an Interesting-Looking Woman in a Public Place

by Joe O’Neill
July 7, 2001

Responses from the Lady, To Be Relayed by That Same Servile Yet Dignified Waiter

by Joe O’Neill

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November 5, 2019

If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime

by Bob Vulfov
November 13, 2019

I Don’t Know WHO to Believe In This Impeachment Hearing

by Devorah Blachor
November 6, 2019

My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint

by Shannon J. Curtin
November 8, 2019

From One Parent to Another: Thank You, T.I.

by Emily Flake

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November 18, 2019

The Ballad of the Freelancer’s Inbox

by Steven Phillips-Horst
November 15, 2019

FAQ: Your New Houseplant

by Riane Konc
November 15, 2019

Martin Scorsese’s 15 Best Films, Based On the Opinions of Men Who’ve Talked About His Work With Me, An Italian-American Woman Who Majored in Film

by Mary Cella
November 15, 2019

Monologue: Slavoj Žižek Analyzes the Children’s Book Caps for Sale

by Ada Wofford