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June 19, 2019Things Bougie Customers Say to Their Server At an Overpriced Seafood Restaurant On the Jersey Shore
February 28, 2018When Is It Okay to Yell At Your Restaurant Server For Poor Service?
June 15, 2017Hi, I’ll Be Your Waiter Interrupting a Really Hard Conversation
July 9, 2001Members of a Los Angeles-Area Cheesecake Factory Wait Staff (Listed in Order of Appearance)
July 7, 2001Lines to be Relayed by a Servile Yet Dignified Waiter to an Interesting-Looking Woman in a Public Place
July 7, 2001Responses from the Lady, To Be Relayed by That Same Servile Yet Dignified Waiter