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All posts tagged
waiters
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June 19, 2019Things Bougie Customers Say to Their Server At an Overpriced Seafood Restaurant On the Jersey Shore
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February 28, 2018When Is It Okay to Yell At Your Restaurant Server For Poor Service?
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June 15, 2017Hi, I’ll Be Your Waiter Interrupting a Really Hard Conversation
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July 9, 2001Members of a Los Angeles-Area Cheesecake Factory Wait Staff (Listed in Order of Appearance)
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July 7, 2001Lines to be Relayed by a Servile Yet Dignified Waiter to an Interesting-Looking Woman in a Public Place
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July 7, 2001Responses from the Lady, To Be Relayed by That Same Servile Yet Dignified Waiter
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