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All posts tagged
waiters
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June 19, 2019Things Bougie Customers Say to Their Server At an Overpriced Seafood Restaurant On the Jersey Shore
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February 28, 2018When Is It Okay to Yell At Your Restaurant Server For Poor Service?
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June 15, 2017Hi, I’ll Be Your Waiter Interrupting a Really Hard Conversation
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July 9, 2001Members of a Los Angeles-Area Cheesecake Factory Wait Staff (Listed in Order of Appearance)
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July 7, 2001Lines to be Relayed by a Servile Yet Dignified Waiter to an Interesting-Looking Woman in a Public Place
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July 7, 2001Responses from the Lady, To Be Relayed by That Same Servile Yet Dignified Waiter
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director