Poached salmon fillet with thyme
Seared scallops on shrimp and truffle risotto
Lamb and orzo-stuffed peppers
You’re fat. Stop eating our crap. It’s crap.
Pumpkin soup with red pepper mousse
Lemon-sage Cornish game hens with tomato-porcini sauce
Hazelnut gelato profiteroles with warm Kahlúa sauce
Seriously, fatso. Step away from the counter.
Philippine-style chicken adobo
Whopper with cheese
Lemon tabouli with tender romaine
Dilled gravlax with mustard sauce
Sautéed mushrooms with melted Stilton
Fat ass. Leave. Now. Save yourself!