All posts tagged
fast-food
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June 16, 2016Our Tacos’ Bold Flavors Will Make You Taste Colors, Hear Feelings, and Speak in Riddles
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February 5, 2016Weekly NFL Picks: Super Bowl 50, 2015-2016 Season
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May 7, 2015Monologue: The Hamburglar Speaks
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November 20, 2014List: Preliminary Report on the Working Group for the Study of Secret Menu Items
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October 22, 2013Here’s Our Fucking Healthy Fast Food Philosophy
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February 28, 2012List: New Food Mashups
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October 11, 2011List: A History of Pizza Hut’s New Product Releases, 2002-2042
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May 9, 2011Clucky’s Fried Chickinjections Food Truck
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December 2, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Toledo Academy = Bitches + Posers. Skanks? Sure. Lesbians? Conceivably. Prostitutes Openly Admit Sharing Sleeping Bags
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July 13, 2009Monologue: One-Size-Fits-All Hairnets Are a Lie Perpetuated by the Hairnet Industry
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August 8, 2018The Very Model of a Modern-Age Millennial
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August 2, 2018You Have Been Loading the Dishwasher Incorrectly Your Entire Life
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November 12, 2015Maybe I Should Stop Bringing Up My Cat So Much When People Tell Me Stories About Their Kids
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June 29, 2018List: 17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself