fast-food

List: Philosophical Fast Food Quotations

List: Five Essentials of Success, as Posted in the Kitchen of an Actual Fast-Food Restaurant

List: Students’ Responses to a Quiz on McDonald’s, Presented as Evidence That I Might Not Be Cutting It As an American Culture Teacher at a College in Ningbo, China

List: Things You Don’t Expect to Find on a McDonald’s Reader-Board Menu

List: Amended Tag Lines for Arby’s

Open Letter: An Open (Love) Letter to Taco Bell’s Crunchwrap Supreme

Open Letter: An Open Letter to Wendy

Monologue: One-Size-Fits-All Hairnets Are a Lie Perpetuated by the Hairnet Industry

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Toledo Academy = Bitches + Posers. Skanks? Sure. Lesbians? Conceivably. Prostitutes Openly Admit Sharing Sleeping Bags

Health Inspector’s Report: Burger Time Restaurant and Fun Zone