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All posts tagged
fast-food
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March 14, 2019Reviews of New Food: Shamrock Shake
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June 16, 2016Our Tacos’ Bold Flavors Will Make You Taste Colors, Hear Feelings, and Speak in Riddles
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February 5, 2016Weekly NFL Picks: Super Bowl 50, 2015-2016 Season
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May 7, 2015Monologue: The Hamburglar Speaks
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November 20, 2014List: Preliminary Report on the Working Group for the Study of Secret Menu Items
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October 22, 2013Here’s Our Fucking Healthy Fast Food Philosophy
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February 28, 2012List: New Food Mashups
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October 11, 2011List: A History of Pizza Hut’s New Product Releases, 2002-2042
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May 9, 2011Clucky’s Fried Chickinjections Food Truck
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December 2, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Toledo Academy = Bitches + Posers. Skanks? Sure. Lesbians? Conceivably. Prostitutes Openly Admit Sharing Sleeping Bags
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell