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All posts tagged
fast-food
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July 22, 2019I’m Glad the Government Is Protecting Our Most Vulnerable People: Chick-fil-A
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March 14, 2019Reviews of New Food: Shamrock Shake
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June 16, 2016Our Tacos’ Bold Flavors Will Make You Taste Colors, Hear Feelings, and Speak in Riddles
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February 5, 2016Weekly NFL Picks: Super Bowl 50, 2015-2016 Season
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May 7, 2015Monologue: The Hamburglar Speaks
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November 20, 2014List: Preliminary Report on the Working Group for the Study of Secret Menu Items
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October 22, 2013Here’s Our Fucking Healthy Fast Food Philosophy
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February 28, 2012List: New Food Mashups
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October 11, 2011List: A History of Pizza Hut’s New Product Releases, 2002-2042
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May 9, 2011Clucky’s Fried Chickinjections Food Truck
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546