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All posts tagged

fast-food

June 16, 2016

Our Tacos’ Bold Flavors Will Make You Taste Colors, Hear Feelings, and Speak in Riddles

by Katie Brinkworth
February 5, 2016

Weekly NFL Picks: Super Bowl 50, 2015-2016 Season

by Jeff Johnson
May 7, 2015

Monologue: The Hamburglar Speaks

by Rupinder Gill
November 20, 2014

List: Preliminary Report on the Working Group for the Study of Secret Menu Items

by Eric Williams
October 22, 2013

Here’s Our Fucking Healthy Fast Food Philosophy

by Dan Kennedy
February 28, 2012

List: New Food Mashups

by Miles Kahn
October 11, 2011

List: A History of Pizza Hut’s New Product Releases, 2002-2042

by Simon Rich
May 9, 2011

Clucky’s Fried Chickinjections Food Truck

by Jon Methven
December 2, 2009

Non-Essential Mnemonics: Toledo Academy = Bitches + Posers. Skanks? Sure. Lesbians? Conceivably. Prostitutes Openly Admit Sharing Sleeping Bags

by Kent Woodyard
July 13, 2009

Monologue: One-Size-Fits-All Hairnets Are a Lie Perpetuated by the Hairnet Industry

by Brian Beatty

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November 16, 2018

Nihilist Dad Jokes

by Alex Baia
December 6, 2018

Welcome to Our Modern Hospital Where If You Want to Know a Price You Can Go Fuck Yourself

by Alex Baia
November 28, 2018

The Lady Hero’s Journey

by Kathleen O'Mara
November 13, 2018

List: If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers

by Shannon Reed

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December 10, 2018

An OkCupid Profile of a Freelance Writer Looking For an On-time and Paid Invoice

by Irving Ruan
December 10, 2018

List: A Selected Pathology of People Who Ask Questions at “In Conversation With” Events

by Austin Bernhardt and Heeseung Kim
December 10, 2018

Our Expensive, Members-Only, Women’s Club Is Now a Safe Space for 1% of Women

by Lina Abascal
December 7, 2018

Holiday Shopping For the Man Who Knows Everything

by Allison Breyer Everett