All posts tagged
fast-food
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June 1, 2001List: Philosophical Fast Food Quotations
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July 7, 2001List: Five Essentials of Success, as Posted in the Kitchen of an Actual Fast-Food Restaurant
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April 22, 2002List: Students’ Responses to a Quiz on McDonald’s, Presented as Evidence That I Might Not Be Cutting It As an American Culture Teacher at a College in Ningbo, China
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March 4, 2005List: Things You Don’t Expect to Find on a McDonald’s Reader-Board Menu
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December 14, 2005List: Amended Tag Lines for Arby’s
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May 4, 2006Open Letter: An Open (Love) Letter to Taco Bell’s Crunchwrap Supreme
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August 23, 2006Open Letter: An Open Letter to Wendy
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July 13, 2009Monologue: One-Size-Fits-All Hairnets Are a Lie Perpetuated by the Hairnet Industry
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December 2, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Toledo Academy = Bitches + Posers. Skanks? Sure. Lesbians? Conceivably. Prostitutes Openly Admit Sharing Sleeping Bags
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March 6, 2008Health Inspector’s Report: Burger Time Restaurant and Fun Zone
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May 17, 2017List: Unpleasant Thoughts You Had, and the Items You Purchased in Order to Stop Having Them
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May 24, 2017Section 8F of Donald and Melania Trump’s Prenuptial Agreement: Handholding
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May 22, 2017Why Does the Lame-Stream Media Only Focus On the Negative Regarding John Wilkes Booth?
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May 4, 2017List: If People Talked About Other Things the Way They Talked About Gender Identity