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All posts tagged
fast-food
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March 14, 2019Reviews of New Food: Shamrock Shake
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June 16, 2016Our Tacos’ Bold Flavors Will Make You Taste Colors, Hear Feelings, and Speak in Riddles
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February 5, 2016Weekly NFL Picks: Super Bowl 50, 2015-2016 Season
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May 7, 2015Monologue: The Hamburglar Speaks
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November 20, 2014List: Preliminary Report on the Working Group for the Study of Secret Menu Items
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October 22, 2013Here’s Our Fucking Healthy Fast Food Philosophy
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February 28, 2012List: New Food Mashups
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October 11, 2011List: A History of Pizza Hut’s New Product Releases, 2002-2042
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May 9, 2011Clucky’s Fried Chickinjections Food Truck
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December 2, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Toledo Academy = Bitches + Posers. Skanks? Sure. Lesbians? Conceivably. Prostitutes Openly Admit Sharing Sleeping Bags
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe