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December 2, 2009Non-Essential Mnemonics: Toledo Academy = Bitches + Posers. Skanks? Sure. Lesbians? Conceivably. Prostitutes Openly Admit Sharing Sleeping Bags
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July 13, 2009One-Size-Fits-All Hairnets Are a Lie Perpetuated by the Hairnet Industry
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October 23, 2008Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: The Story of Wendy’s
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March 6, 2008Health Inspector’s Report: Burger Time Restaurant and Fun Zone
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August 23, 2006An Open Letter to Wendy
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May 4, 2006An Open (Love) Letter to Taco Bell’s Crunchwrap Supreme
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December 14, 2005Amended Tag Lines for Arby’s
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March 4, 2005Things You Don’t Expect to Find on a McDonald’s Reader-Board Menu
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April 22, 2002Students’ Responses to a Quiz on McDonald’s, Presented as Evidence That I Might Not Be Cutting It As an American Culture Teacher at a College in Ningbo, China
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April 10, 2002Tim Carvell’s History’s Notable Persons Reconsidered: Colonel Harlan Sanders
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