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Articles by
Jonathan Shipley
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August 9, 2007Grimm Fairy Tales Made Decidedly More Grim
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November 8, 2006Phrases on the Marquee at the Local Strip Club to Cater to a More Literate Crowd
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October 1, 2006The Convergences Contest: Contest Winner #20: Christ in Space
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August 25, 2006Biblical Horror Movies
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August 4, 2006Upcoming Amazing Stunts by Magician David Blaine
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July 19, 2006Failed NASA Space Programs
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June 20, 2006Disneyland Rides If Disney Were Bought Out by the Campbell Soup Company
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September 15, 2005Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: Duran Duran’s “The Chauffeur.”
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June 29, 2005Authorial Candy Bars, With Their Respective Tag Lines, That Weren’t as Successful as the Oh Henry! Candy Bar
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May 13, 2005Jobs Mickey Goldmill Got Fired From Before Becoming Rocky Balboa’s Beloved Coach
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March 4, 2005Things You Don’t Expect to Find on a McDonald’s Reader-Board Menu
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February 18, 2005Things You Don’t Expect to See on a Baby Shower Announcement
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