Clothing optional
Baby Wendy Carlyle, 19 inches, 84 pounds
BYOB
Don’t forget your towel!
The more sausage the better
Seahawks game to follow
RSV Pee Pee
For directions look at a map
Theme: Dirt Bikes
Stephanie, you’re not invited, bitch
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