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CHICAGO: Join The American Writers Museum and The Standard Club for an evening with Dave Eggers and Mokhtar Alkhanshali, celebrating the paperback release of The Monk of Mokha. Tuesday, January 29th.

February 18, 2005

Things You Don’t Expect to See on a Baby Shower Announcement

by Jonathan Shipley

Clothing optional

Baby Wendy Carlyle, 19 inches, 84 pounds

BYOB

Don’t forget your towel!

The more sausage the better

Seahawks game to follow

RSV Pee Pee

For directions look at a map

Theme: Dirt Bikes

Stephanie, you’re not invited, bitch

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