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All posts tagged
babies
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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December 30, 2019My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents
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December 5, 2019Ten Questions to Ask Someone Instead of “When Are You Going to Have a Baby?”
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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October 4, 2019Goodnight Boobs: An Ode to the End of Nursing
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September 24, 2019How to Nurse Your Goddamn Baby in Public So Bystanders Don’t Complain
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September 9, 2019Famous Movies Rewritten For Parents of Young Children On Their First Date Night Since Their Youngest Child Entered the Four-Month Sleep Regression
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September 6, 2019More Accurate Baby Shower Games
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July 10, 2019Given the State of the World, I Wonder If It’s Wrong to Give Birth to the Son of Satan
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June 11, 2019I Met a Famous Baby and He Was SO Much Nicer Than You’d Think
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546
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February 22, 2019Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director