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All posts tagged
babies
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May 8, 2020Common Positions You Will Jolt Awake From In Your First Year of Motherhood
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February 26, 2020Fun Ways to Feed Your Baby and Teach Them About Engineering Disasters
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February 24, 2020Waiting for Dodo: Conversations With My Baby About His Refusal to Sleep Comprised Entirely of Quotes From Waiting For Godot
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February 21, 2020Aww, Our Newborn Baby Is So Beautiful… Right?
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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December 30, 2019My Three-Month-Old’s Guide to Sleep Training Your Parents
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December 5, 2019Ten Questions to Ask Someone Instead of “When Are You Going to Have a Baby?”
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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October 4, 2019Goodnight Boobs: An Ode to the End of Nursing
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September 24, 2019How to Nurse Your Goddamn Baby in Public So Bystanders Don’t Complain
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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January 27, 2023The Narrator of “Jessie’s Girl” Offers an Apology after Completing His Master’s in Women’s and Gender Studies
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types