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All posts tagged
babies
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September 29, 2014A Hipster’s Month-By-Month Guide to Fetal Development
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September 15, 2014Please Let Me Put My Disease-Riddled Hands All Over Your Baby!
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August 1, 2014My Baby is Sleeping Through the Night and So I Have Transcended Time, Space, and Pain
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March 27, 2014Your Baby’s Klout Score is In the 25th Percentile
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July 8, 2013Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: When Life Gives You Poop
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March 25, 2013Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: Do They Still Sell Earplugs at the Student Bookstore?
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January 7, 2013Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: Just Strap Him to the Roof
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November 26, 2012Artisanal Baby Naming
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September 21, 2012Introduction to The Collected Letters of Baby, 2012-2012 by Her Father
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August 16, 2012Hello Stranger On the Street, Could You Please Tell Me How to Take Care of My Baby?