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December 12, 2022Bathe Me in Your Love and Admiration, For I Am a Dad Carrying a Baby While Shopping at Costco
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September 13, 2022Becoming a New Dad in Middle Age: As Told by the Sheriff from No Country For Old Men
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July 20, 2022Big Baby Brody Calls It a Career
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July 8, 2022An Open Invitation to Touch My Pregnant Belly
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July 5, 2022Holding My Baby Will Not Be a Stressful Experience for You at All
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June 3, 2022I Am a Carnivorous Kestrel Falcon with Postpartum Depression
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May 20, 2022Babies Need to Pull Themselves Up by Their Tiny Bootstraps
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage
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April 6, 2022In Our Own Time: One Couple’s Fertility Journey: Part IV: The Retrieval
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March 24, 2022Canned Responses to Annoying Comments Made to Pregnant People
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