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All posts tagged
babies
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March 27, 2014Your Baby’s Klout Score is In the 25th Percentile
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July 8, 2013Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: When Life Gives You Poop
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March 25, 2013Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: Do They Still Sell Earplugs at the Student Bookstore?
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January 7, 2013Big Mom on Campus: Raising Two Kids in a College Dorm: Just Strap Him to the Roof
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November 26, 2012Artisanal Baby Naming
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September 21, 2012Introduction to The Collected Letters of Baby, 2012-2012 by Her Father
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August 16, 2012Hello Stranger On the Street, Could You Please Tell Me How to Take Care of My Baby?
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August 6, 2012An Overeager New Dad Celebrates the Birth of His Son
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December 2, 2011An Open Letter to Friends and Family Regarding Inquiries About My Reproductive Plans
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June 24, 2011Okay, Babies Don’t Always Land On Their Feet
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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January 5, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 31, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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January 10, 2022How We Will Separate You from Any Lingering Hope and Other Important Topics of Today’s Faculty Meeting
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January 25, 2022Mrs. Dalloway Said She Would Buy the Rapid COVID Test Herself
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January 24, 2022“We Need to Get Back to Normal,” I Say, While I Continue to Live My Life Normally, As I Have Throughout This Pandemic