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Spitty the Camel

Mr. Shingles

Julius ‘n’ Ethel

Joseph Gerbils

Foamy the Rabid Puma

Ann Eurysm

“Kurtz”

Theodora the Old-Time Saloon Whore

Wylie Von Footfetish

Big Disease-Carrying Bird

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