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All posts tagged
failures
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May 21, 2019Wine Pairings to Help You Cope With Karen’s Most Recent Success
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May 24, 2016CV of Personal Failures
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November 20, 2015Monologue: The Only Thing Stopping Me from Making This Hamburger Helper is a Crippling Fear of Failure
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September 9, 2013I Can Now Safely Admit That My Cash-for-Expired-Coleslaw Business Was a Complete Failure
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April 23, 2012Failure Map
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February 22, 2012Diary Of My Failed Antarctic Expedition
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July 21, 2011Reasons My Puppet Show Pilot Wasn’t Picked Up for Television
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May 12, 2011Compliments Given to Me After a Comedy Show Where I Bombed For 45 Minutes Straight
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February 17, 2011Ben Greenman’s Fake Celebrity Musicals: Fragments from Doomed Musical! The Musical
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September 24, 2009Failed One-Liners from My Audition for Host of Australia’s Funniest Home Videos
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