Braces
Acne
An older guy whose dad gave him a Porsche
Beer
Naps
The 2000 presidential election
Al Qaeda
Selfishness, vodka
John Kerry
Unemployment
Time-space continuum
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Braces
Acne
An older guy whose dad gave him a Porsche
Beer
Naps
The 2000 presidential election
Al Qaeda
Selfishness, vodka
John Kerry
Unemployment
Time-space continuum