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All posts tagged
food
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November 23, 2022How to Brine a Turkey by H.P. Lovecraft
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November 16, 2022This Chicken Salad Has It All
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November 14, 2022Soups Are My Only Personality Trait Until Christmas
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October 17, 2022An Imagined Conversation in the Lean Cuisine Test Kitchen
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August 5, 2022An Open Letter to the White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls
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March 23, 2022Please Follow These Very Simple Office Refrigerator Rules
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January 19, 2022Increasingly Convoluted Rules for Ordering a Philly Cheesesteak Like a Local
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January 12, 2022Ho There! I Am a Nineteenth-Century Iron Worker and I Await the Day This Factory Is Refurbished into an Up-Market Food Hall
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November 23, 2021Traditions for Your Special Thanksgiving Day
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November 22, 2021I Won’t Eat This Tofurky Unless I Can Shove Stuffing Up Its Asshole
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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February 3, 2023Our New AP African-American Studies Course Will Cover Black History from January 1996 to December 1996
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February 3, 2023FAQ: Is My Child Eating Enough Pirate’s Booty?
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February 2, 2023Two People Who Don’t Have Cable TV Talk About How They Don’t Have Cable TV, and How Great That Makes Them
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February 2, 2023Elden Ring or Tenure-Track Professor?