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All posts tagged
food
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April 11, 2019Oh, We Don’t Sell Food At This Restaurant — We Purvey Provisions
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April 2, 2019List: My Concerns About Eating Food Off the Floor Have Changed With Each Subsequent Child and Religious Conversion
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March 1, 2019Welcome to My Home — Please Enjoy an Artisanal, Farmer’s Market, Amish-Made, Hand-Rolled Snack
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February 5, 2019Recipes to Trick Your Friends Into Thinking You’re a Mildly Put-Together Woman
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January 10, 2019List: Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits
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January 3, 2019My Sister Pushes the Lobster
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September 11, 2018I Wish to Speak to the Chef
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September 6, 2018I’ve Got that MPE (Meal Prep Energy)
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August 31, 2018On the Politics of Sharing a Recipe
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July 19, 2018Please Explore My Conceptual Modern Gastropub Experience
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019
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May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand