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All posts tagged
food
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July 10, 2018List: Theme Park Food Choices: Tips for Today’s Mom
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August 2, 2017I Cut Down My Grocery Bill By Eating My Roommate’s Food and Gaslighting Her
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June 16, 2017List: Rainforest Café Menu Item or Nickname Given to Justin by His Really Cool Step-Dad, Rick, and Not My Emotionally Withholding, Biological Father, Doug?
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June 13, 2017Chopped Losers
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January 13, 2017We Are Sorry for the Food Craze
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December 6, 2016Reviews of New Food: The Fourteenth Batch, 2016
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November 23, 2016How to Brine a Turkey by H.P. Lovecraft
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November 21, 2016
We Hope You Enjoy Yet Another Thanksgiving Issue of Our Food Magazine! -
November 1, 2016List: Regarding Your Reaction to My Gluten-Free Diet
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October 27, 2016Monologue: Rick Bayless’s Wife Weighs In On Tonight’s Dinner Plans
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathop, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell
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May 23, 2019List: Cost Saving Advantages of Perimenopause
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May 23, 2019
Excerpts from McSweeney’s Quarterly: I Want a Friend -
May 23, 2019The Thing I Need Most In My Life Right Now Is a Purpose-Driven Paper Towel Brand