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February 27, 2023Gonna Pop These Overripe Bananas in the Freezer Until I’m Ready to Take Them Out and Throw Them in the Garbage
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February 7, 2023Correspondence with My Preschooler Regarding Our Updated Dinner Policy
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November 16, 2022This Chicken Salad Has It All
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November 14, 2022Soups Are My Only Personality Trait Until Christmas
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October 17, 2022An Imagined Conversation in the Lean Cuisine Test Kitchen
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August 5, 2022An Open Letter to the White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls
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March 23, 2022Please Follow These Very Simple Office Refrigerator Rules
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January 19, 2022Increasingly Convoluted Rules for Ordering a Philly Cheesesteak Like a Local
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January 12, 2022Ho There! I Am a Nineteenth-Century Iron Worker and I Await the Day This Factory Is Refurbished into an Up-Market Food Hall
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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