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All posts tagged
food
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October 21, 2014A Small-Scale Organic Farmer Wants You to Know a Few Things
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September 4, 2014Eve the Foodie
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June 2, 2014You Call This Kale Salad?
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May 22, 2014The Future According to the Digital Prophet of Recipes.com
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May 16, 2014Any Given Wednesday Afternoon: This is Fucking Happening
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March 31, 2014Monologue: This Authentic Food is Delicious, But I Think My Mouth is On Fire
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March 12, 2014The Queso Dip Consumption Ritual Between Female Roommates
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November 27, 2013You Are a Gravy Boat
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November 22, 2013A McSweeney’s Thanksgiving
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October 22, 2013Here’s Our Fucking Healthy Fast Food Philosophy
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book