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November 22, 2021I Won’t Eat This Tofurky Unless I Can Shove Stuffing Up Its Asshole
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August 20, 2021H.P. Lovecraft Writes Olive Garden’s Dinner Menu
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May 14, 2021A B-List Celebrity’s Rider or a Toddler’s Food Demands?
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March 26, 2021Matzo, Rebranded
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October 29, 2020Reviews of New Food: Smucker’s Uncrustables Frozen BBQ Chicken Bites
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October 15, 2020An Open Letter to Green Ginger, the Asian Fusion Restaurant Across the Street From Me
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September 9, 2020Welcome to Chopped: Toddler Dinner Hour
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August 13, 2020Good Luck Doing This 30-Minute Recipe In 30 Minutes!
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February 26, 2020Fun Ways to Feed Your Baby and Teach Them About Engineering Disasters
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