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food
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August 5, 2022An Open Letter to the White Mommy Blogger Who Posted a Recipe for Turmeric Energy Balls
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March 23, 2022Please Follow These Very Simple Office Refrigerator Rules
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January 19, 2022Increasingly Convoluted Rules for Ordering a Philly Cheesesteak Like a Local
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January 12, 2022Ho There! I Am a Nineteenth-Century Iron Worker and I Await the Day This Factory Is Refurbished into an Up-Market Food Hall
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November 23, 2021Traditions for Your Special Thanksgiving Day
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November 22, 2021I Won’t Eat This Tofurky Unless I Can Shove Stuffing Up Its Asshole
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August 20, 2021H.P. Lovecraft Writes Olive Garden’s Dinner Menu
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May 14, 2021A B-List Celebrity’s Rider or a Toddler’s Food Demands?
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March 26, 2021Matzo, Rebranded
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October 29, 2020Reviews of New Food: Smucker’s Uncrustables Frozen BBQ Chicken Bites
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