Pasta cooked like hell
Pate made from a duck that hates you
Gnocchi & nothingness
Salmon in sardonic sauce
Spanocrapita
Tarte de despair
Filet de tobacco
Crème de Camus
Le poulet is very bored tonight
Plate of butter
May 6, 2002
Featured Menu Items at the Existentialist’s Café
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