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NEW YORK: See Dave Eggers and Tabitha St. Bernard, one of the founders of the Women’s March, talk about youth activism and other topics at Books of Wonder. February 27 at 7:30 pm.

July 15, 2002

Actual Misspellings of My Name by the Chinese Restaurant I Call for Pick-Up

by Cody Clarke

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March 2, 2002

List: English-Language Names My Chinese Acquaintances Chose for Themselves

by Ryan McGorman
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List: Alternate Titles for House of Flying Daggers

by Zachary Bloom
March 16, 2010

Happy Slappy Fun Time Customer Survey

by Cory Koller
July 7, 2001

List: Lines to be Relayed by a Servile Yet Dignified Waiter to an Interesting-Looking Woman in a Public Place

by Joe O'Neill

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February 13, 2019

Don’t Get Married Before You Live Together

by Ginny Hogan
February 8, 2019

List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur
January 30, 2019

Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult

by Tom Ellison
February 19, 2019

Don’t Let the Pigeon Build a Border Wall!

by Clancy Tripp

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