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All posts tagged
restaurants
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September 1, 2015List: How to Hide from Your Friends at a Restaurant
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July 9, 2015The Brothel: A Review
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January 12, 2015It’s Cash Only at Our Boutique Dinette
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January 6, 2015List: Selections from the Files of a Shuttered Community Hospital or Copy from a Farm-to-Table Restaurant Menu?
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November 7, 2014Field Notes from Gentrified Places: Café Gentry: A Short Play
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October 29, 2014Monologue: The Reality You Must Accept Upon Setting Foot in My Chipotle
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August 22, 2014We Provide Meals That are Completely Unaffordable and Unappealing to People Who Actually Live in This Neighborhood
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October 24, 2013Monologue: I Will Continue Spending Money at Your Restaurant Until I Finish Your Placemat Maze and Not a Second Longer
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October 22, 2013Here’s Our Fucking Healthy Fast Food Philosophy
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September 30, 2013List: The Ultimate Small Plates Tasting Menu
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 22, 2019To Make It As an Artist, I Recommend Having Unlimited Time and Money
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March 22, 2019List: What Guests Said At the Patriarchy’s Funeral
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March 22, 2019
Phoenix, a New Mini-Book by Dave Eggers About His Visit to an Arizona Trump Rally, at Which Dozens of Citizens Freely Carried AR-15s, Hundreds (Including the Author) Were Teargassed, and Miraculously No One Was Killed or Wounded -
March 22, 2019Excerpts From Gabriel García Márquez’s Love In the Time of Covfefe