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All posts tagged
restaurants
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April 4, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Lunch
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September 1, 2015List: How to Hide from Your Friends at a Restaurant
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July 9, 2015The Brothel: A Review
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January 12, 2015It’s Cash Only at Our Boutique Dinette
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January 6, 2015List: Selections from the Files of a Shuttered Community Hospital or Copy from a Farm-to-Table Restaurant Menu?
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November 7, 2014Field Notes from Gentrified Places: Café Gentry: A Short Play
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October 29, 2014Monologue: The Reality You Must Accept Upon Setting Foot in My Chipotle
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August 22, 2014We Provide Meals That are Completely Unaffordable and Unappealing to People Who Actually Live in This Neighborhood
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October 24, 2013Monologue: I Will Continue Spending Money at Your Restaurant Until I Finish Your Placemat Maze and Not a Second Longer
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October 22, 2013Here’s Our Fucking Healthy Fast Food Philosophy
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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