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All posts tagged
restaurants
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December 7, 2020Wanted: Restaurant Savior, No Experience Necessary
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November 23, 2020Ernie’s Kitchen Has New Ownership, a New Menu, and Is Now a Luxury Condominium Complex
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October 15, 2020An Open Letter to Green Ginger, the Asian Fusion Restaurant Across the Street From Me
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June 9, 2020Billy Joel’s “Scenes From an Italian Restaurant That Closed Due to Coronavirus”
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April 29, 2020We Regret to Inform You That Your Buffalo Wild Wings Delivery Is On the Way
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December 5, 2019Chili’s Menu, by Cormac McCarthy
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October 23, 2019Six Key Matchups to Watch During This Week’s Family Dinner At Olive Garden
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August 12, 2019Karl Marx Visits the Cheesecake Factory
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June 19, 2019Things Bougie Customers Say to Their Server At an Overpriced Seafood Restaurant On the Jersey Shore
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April 11, 2019Oh, We Don’t Sell Food At This Restaurant — We Purvey Provisions
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones