Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil and The Love Song of Jonny Valentine.
BY TEDDY WAYNE
Don’t try to walk before you can crawl, except look at these pictures of my little nephew Michael trying to walk before he even knows how to crawl—soooo adorable, right? Here’s a set of 47 pictures of him trying to eat ice cream but getting it all over his face! And here are 238 more of him napping. I’m totally obsessed.
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