Don’t try to walk before you can crawl, except look at these pictures of my little nephew Michael trying to walk before he even knows how to crawl—soooo adorable, right? Here’s a set of 47 pictures of him trying to eat ice cream but getting it all over his face! And here are 238 more of him napping. I’m totally obsessed.
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Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Loner.
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Sequentiality.
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