Internet Tendency

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Articles by

Thom Verratti

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July 18, 2003

Potential Titles for the Next Installment of the Harry Potter Series, as Co-Authored by Judy Blume

by Keith Jones and Thom Verratti
June 24, 2003

Scripts for Everyday Use

by Thom Verratti

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May 9, 2018

I Will Do Anything to End Homelessness Except Build More Homes

by Homa Mojtabai
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Congrats, Dipshit, You’re a Dad Now

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