McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON
Help support our writers and keep our site ad-free.
Become a McSweeney’s Internet Tendency patron today.
Articles by
Timothy McSweeney
-
April 13, 2006Dispatches From a Real McSweeney: Karl, the Beckett Aficionado
-
September 8, 2005Dispatches From a Real McSweeney: Synge-Song for Osama, or The Playboy Revisited
-
May 1, 2005Dispatches From a Real McSweeney: Golf Is a Dangerous Game
-
March 17, 2005Dispatches From a Real McSweeney: How Not to Write a Short Story
-
February 7, 2005Dispatches From a Real McSweeney: Do You Know That You Have Royal Blood?
-
January 9, 2005Dispatches From a Real McSweeney: Cappadocia, Xenophon, The Priest, and All That
-
December 16, 2004Dispatches From a Real McSweeney: So You Think McSweeney’s Is Eccentric
Trending 🔥
-
June 28, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
-
January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
-
June 14, 2022My Favorite Controlled Substance Is Daycare
-
June 27, 2022We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something
Recently
-
July 1, 2022FAQ: Freedom
-
July 1, 2022A Declaration of Independence from the United States Supreme Court
-
July 1, 2022Laws Should Be Based Solely on the Words of Constitutional Authors Like Me, the Guy Who Died After Shoving a Piece of Whalebone in His Dick
-
June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom