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Travis Timmerman
Travis Timmerman is an assistant professor of philosophy at Seton Hall University. He specializes in ethics and the philosophy of death. His contribution to McSweeney’s is the first thing he wrote that is intentionally funny. His philosophical work may be found at www.travistimmerman.com.
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