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Articles by

Valerie Nies

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Valerie Nies is a comedian, writer, and breakfast lover living in Austin, Texas. She wants a dog but is too afraid of commitment.

March 28, 2018

Email Sign-Offs Employers Will Fire You For, Especially If You Happen to Be a Woman

by Valerie Nies
February 8, 2017

I, A White Female Trump Voter, Look Forward to the United States’ Impending War with Nordstrom

by Valerie Nies
July 14, 2016

Categories I Divided My Belongings Into Using the KonMari Method

by Valerie Nies
January 15, 2016

This Judy Blume Reading is Bound to Be Packed with Hot Virile Men

by Valerie Nies
April 22, 2015

How to Throw Like a Girl

by Valerie Nies

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