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Advice From a Person With a Bachelor’s Degree in Psychology
Jason Roeder really did earn a bachelor’s degree in psychology. Then he sort of wandered off. The following counsel is not meant to substitute for professional therapy, psychotropic medications, the endorphin surge of a long run, taking a bubble bath, yelling at a waitress so you’ll feel like a big man, or going to Urban Outfitters and shaking a Magic 8 Ball that you’re not actually going to buy.
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April 3, 2009Advice From a Person With a Bachelor’s Degree in Psychology: Column No. 5
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