Are You Telling Me That This Sucker’s Nuclear? Adventures in Atomic Tourism

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2012 Column Contest Winner

Anne Wheeler used to live in the Pacific Northwest and have purple hair and piercings, but now works for “The Man” at a white-shoe law firm in the South. To balance this assault on her soul, and free the ‘90s Goth girl within, she spends her free time working as a cemetery tour guide and exploring the vestiges of the Atomic Era.

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From the Vault (5/31/2013)

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Boy Scouts Merit Badge, Part Deux (11/29/2012)

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Hot Rock (9/14/2012)

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