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Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent

Mr. Hodgman used to work as a literary agent in New York City. These days he does play-by-play of his Scrabble matches on Twitter.

May 17, 2001

Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent: Ask A Former Professional Literary Agent, Part XII

by John Hodgman
April 6, 2001

Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent: Ask A Former Professional Literary Agent, Part XI

by John Hodgman
March 22, 2001

Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent: Ask A Former Professional Literary Agent, Part X

by John Hodgman
February 11, 2001

Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent: Ask A Former Professional Literary Agent, Part IX

by John Hodgman
January 23, 2001

Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent: Ask A Former Professional Literary Agent, Part VIII

by John Hodgman
December 19, 2000

Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent: Ask A Former Professional Literary Agent, Part VII

by John Hodgman
October 29, 2000

Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent: Ask A Former Professional Literary Agent, Part VI

by John Hodgman
October 5, 2000

Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent: Ask A Former Professional Literary Agent, Part V

by John Hodgman
September 26, 2000

Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent: Ask A Former Professional Literary Agent, Part IV

by John Hodgman
September 13, 2000

Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent: Ask A Former Professional Literary Agent, Part III

by John Hodgman
September 1, 2000

Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent: Ask A Former Professional Literary Agent, Part II

by John Hodgman
August 28, 2000

Ask a Former Professional Literary Agent: Ask A Former Professional Literary Agent, Part I

by John Hodgman

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