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Ask the McSweeney’s Representative

This will be a painfully infrequent way in which your questions of the McSweeney’s Representative (M.R.) may be answered in a public way, thus bringing joy to most. Make your questions brief, and do not curse.

(Note: The McSweeney’s Representative has been on hiatus for the last nine years or so.)