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Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered
Casey Plett is twenty-something and newly female, before which she was a dude who dressed in women’s clothes for a healthy number of years. She wolfs down estrogen and testosterone-suppressors with her daily meals, which she will do for the foreseeable future unless she decides to go back to being a dude. Which, granted, is pretty damn unlikely at this point, though she supposes stranger things have happened, cosmically speaking, like that one composer setting the entire U.S. constitution to music or bars charging money to play foosball.
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January 31, 2011Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 7: The Young Man’s Guide to Wearing and Shopping for Women’s Clothes for the First Time
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January 13, 2011Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 6: Consciousness
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December 15, 2010Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 5: Hypothetically Losing My Cock: A Hypothetical Conversation
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November 30, 2010Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 4: Teriyaki Sauce and Beer, Or, Puberty Redux
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November 8, 2010Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 3: The Gawker and the Gawkee, and What Happens When You Finally Buy a Blow Dryer and a Hair Straightener
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October 21, 2010Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 2: Backwashing and Compromising
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October 6, 2010Balls Out: A Column On Being Transgendered: Column 1: My Last Summer
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