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Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Day Job
Bianca is a 25-year-old software writer and escort from Toronto, Ontario. She was born in Hamilton, Ontario and lived in Dublin, Ireland for many years. She likes cash, properly compiled HTML and four star or higher hotels. She dislikes claims of latex allergies.
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September 30, 2011Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Day Job: Column 19: Phil, the Last Client
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September 7, 2011Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Day Job: Column 18: You Lose Some, You Win Some
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August 18, 2011Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Day Job: Column 17: Arnold, the Saddest Client Any Escort Has Ever Had, Ever
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July 29, 2011Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Day Job: Column 16: Dr. Raoul, the Client Who Made Me Feel Better
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July 11, 2011Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Day Job: Column 15: Walt, the Creep
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June 16, 2011Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Day Job: Column 14: Linda, the Woman in the Picture
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May 27, 2011Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Day Job: Column 13: Jim, the Best Client
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May 11, 2011Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Day Job: Column 12: Kelly and Sarah, Two Co-Workers
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April 22, 2011Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Day Job: Column 11: Ryan, the Bank Manager
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April 4, 2011Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Day Job: Column 10: Don, the Drug and Sex Addict
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March 15, 2011Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Day Job: Column 9: Coming Out
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February 25, 2011Bianca, the Covert Toronto Escort With a Day Job: Column 8: There Ain’t No Party Like a Dentist Party, Cause a Dentist Party Has Weed and Hookers
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