McSWEENEY'S INTERNET TENDENCY'S PATREON

As little as $1 month (only $12 a year!) is all it takes to support our writers and to keep our site ad-free. Become a patron today.

Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents

Chris White is a comedian, journalist, and host of the Headliner of State podcast. He once drove three hours out of his way to see the spot where William McKinley was shot.