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almost every day
since 1998.
almost every day
since 1998.
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Dispatches From a Real McSweeney
We are pleased to welcome a real-life Timothy McSweeney to our roster of regular correspondents. We met this Timothy McSweeney in Ireland at the Galway Arts Festival. He lives in Dublin.
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April 13, 2006Dispatches From a Real McSweeney: Karl, the Beckett Aficionado
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September 8, 2005Dispatches From a Real McSweeney: Synge-Song for Osama, or The Playboy Revisited
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May 1, 2005Dispatches From a Real McSweeney: Golf Is a Dangerous Game
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March 17, 2005Dispatches From a Real McSweeney: How Not to Write a Short Story
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February 7, 2005Dispatches From a Real McSweeney: Do You Know That You Have Royal Blood?
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January 9, 2005Dispatches From a Real McSweeney: Cappadocia, Xenophon, The Priest, and All That
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December 16, 2004Dispatches From a Real McSweeney: So You Think McSweeney’s Is Eccentric
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