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Dispatches from an Emergency Room Doctor
J.B. Orenstein works in the emergency room at Shady Grove Adventist Hospital in Maryland.
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June 20, 2003Dispatches from an Emergency Room Doctor: Three F U’s
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December 12, 2002Dispatches from an Emergency Room Doctor: How Winter Begins in the ER, Part III
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December 11, 2002Dispatches from an Emergency Room Doctor: How Winter Begins in the ER, Part II
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December 10, 2002Dispatches from an Emergency Room Doctor: How Winter Begins in the ER, Part I
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