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Dispatches from an Emergency Room Doctor

J.B. Orenstein works in the emergency room at Shady Grove Adventist Hospital in Maryland.

June 20, 2003

Dispatches from an Emergency Room Doctor: Three F U’s

by J.B. Orenstein
December 12, 2002

Dispatches from an Emergency Room Doctor: How Winter Begins in the ER, Part III

by J.B. Orenstein
December 11, 2002

Dispatches from an Emergency Room Doctor: How Winter Begins in the ER, Part II

by J.B. Orenstein
December 10, 2002

Dispatches from an Emergency Room Doctor: How Winter Begins in the ER, Part I

by J.B. Orenstein

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