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Dispatches From an Environmental Lawyer Who is Trying to Grow a Mustache
In 2009, Mr. Carman grew a mustache for charity. These dispatches document his experience. For more information about the Capitol Letters Writing Center visit capitolletters.org.
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October 13, 2009Dispatches From an Environmental Lawyer Who is Trying to Grow a Mustache: Dispatch 9: North, to Alaska
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September 16, 2009Dispatches From an Environmental Lawyer Who is Trying to Grow a Mustache: Dispatch 8: A Humble Essay On My Total Lack of Fundraising Skills
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August 21, 2009Dispatches From an Environmental Lawyer Who is Trying to Grow a Mustache: Dispatch 7: A Curious Feeling of Restlessness
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July 24, 2009Dispatches From an Environmental Lawyer Who is Trying to Grow a Mustache: Dispatch 6: I Come as Close as I Ever Will to Winning the Love of Angelina Jolie
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July 10, 2009Dispatches From an Environmental Lawyer Who is Trying to Grow a Mustache: Dispatch 5: The Mustache Unveiled
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June 26, 2009Dispatches From an Environmental Lawyer Who is Trying to Grow a Mustache: Dispatch 4: In Which My Will is Finally Broken
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June 12, 2009Dispatches From an Environmental Lawyer Who is Trying to Grow a Mustache: Dispatch 3: In Which I Solve a Personal Dilemma by Waffling
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June 6, 2009Dispatches From an Environmental Lawyer Who is Trying to Grow a Mustache: Dispatch 2: I Suffer My First Mustache-Related Existential Crisis
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May 22, 2009Dispatches From an Environmental Lawyer Who is Trying to Grow a Mustache: Dispatch 1: I Am Catapulted Into the Unknown.
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