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Dispatches From Iraq
Roland Thompson was a speechwriter at the Pentagon before being sent on assignment to Iraq.
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October 5, 2007Dispatches From Iraq: Dispatch 7: A Normal Human in the World
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July 16, 2007Dispatches From Iraq: Dispatch 6: Brute Force Disconnect: Part Two
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May 30, 2007Dispatches From Iraq: Dispatch 5: Brute Force Disconnect: Part One
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May 7, 2007Dispatches From Iraq: Dispatch 4: The Couch
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April 9, 2007Dispatches From Iraq: Dispatch 3: Mr. Positive Mental Attitude
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March 14, 2007Dispatches From Iraq: Dispatch 2: Shoot, Move, Communicate
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February 27, 2007Dispatches From Iraq: Dispatch 1: The Truth
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