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Dispatches From Iraq

Roland Thompson was a speechwriter at the Pentagon before being sent on assignment to Iraq.

October 5, 2007

Dispatches From Iraq: Dispatch 7: A Normal Human in the World

by Roland Thompson
July 16, 2007

Dispatches From Iraq: Dispatch 6: Brute Force Disconnect: Part Two

by Roland Thompson
May 30, 2007

Dispatches From Iraq: Dispatch 5: Brute Force Disconnect: Part One

by Roland Thompson
May 7, 2007

Dispatches From Iraq: Dispatch 4: The Couch

by Roland Thompson
April 9, 2007

Dispatches From Iraq: Dispatch 3: Mr. Positive Mental Attitude

by Roland Thompson
March 14, 2007

Dispatches From Iraq: Dispatch 2: Shoot, Move, Communicate

by Roland Thompson
February 27, 2007

Dispatches From Iraq: Dispatch 1: The Truth

by Roland Thompson

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August 5, 2020

Your School District’s Reopening Survey

by Kara Baskin
August 4, 2020

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by Jen Coleman
July 20, 2020

Another Dull Quarantine Weekend at Home, Target, Chipotle, Home Depot, and Our Niece’s Graduation Party

by Katherine Shonk
July 31, 2020

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by Erin Nicole

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August 7, 2020

The Corporation From Alien Shares Its Reopening Plan

by Amanda Lehr
August 7, 2020

Memorandum of Understanding Regarding Teacher Replacements Should the Worst Outcome Occur

by Carol Guess
August 7, 2020

Five Years

by Kaitlin Moleen
August 7, 2020

As a Hospital CEO I’m Giving My Healthcare Workers the Thanks They Deserve – With a Poster I Made in MS Word

by Matthew Seely