NEW BOOK ALERT

What the world needs is a 680-page, three-pound humor anthology. KEEP SCROLLING TILL YOU FEEL SOMETHING: TWENTY-ONE YEARS OF HUMOR FROM McSWEENEY’S INTERNET TENDENCY is now available for preorder.

Dispatches from the NBA Entertainment League

Graham Murphy’s lifetime averages for points, assists, and rebounds per game are nowhere near a triple-double.