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Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear
If you aren’t crazy before you travel across the continent in a van, performing in packed theaters wearing a mascot costume of a famous cartoon character, you sure as hell will be afterwards. Daniel Falk invites you to join his descent into madness, and to meet the friends he made on his way down.
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September 11, 2013Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: Out of the Head
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August 23, 2013Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: The Missus
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August 5, 2013Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: Space Invader Safari
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July 17, 2013Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: Squished Fox
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June 24, 2013Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: Lame Bus, Party Bus
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June 3, 2013Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: The Disappearing Rabbit Trick
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May 14, 2013Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: Shooting Star is Dead Inside
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April 26, 2013Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: Nine Hours of Trivial Pursuit
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April 5, 2013Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: Dumpster Diving in Marseille
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March 19, 2013Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: Fart Protocol
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February 27, 2013Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: Buy the Merch
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February 5, 2013Getting a Head: Touring the World as a Giant Dancing Bear: Do You Know Who I Am?
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