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Graphic Dispatches from a New New Yorker
“Where’s the place to be in Indiana? You know, like the place to live?” A New Yorker asked Larry Buchanan that last week. And he didn’t know what to say. He was born in Philly, raised in the midwest, and just recently moved to Brooklyn where he’s constantly comparing the cornfields to the street corners. He has his driver’s license, which is a big deal in New York.
(SEE ALSO: Larry’s first column for the site, Graphic Dispatches from a Recent College Grad Still Living in a College Town)
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February 22, 2013Graphic Dispatches from a New New Yorker: Curb
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February 11, 2013Graphic Dispatches from a New New Yorker: A Sense of Place
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January 23, 2013Graphic Dispatches from a New New Yorker: Wallet Placement
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December 5, 2012Graphic Dispatches from a New New Yorker: Street View
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October 16, 2012Graphic Dispatches from a New New Yorker: Cost of Goods Sold
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September 19, 2012Graphic Dispatches from a New New Yorker: Acceptable Parallel Parking Distances
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