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McSweeney’s Halloween Tales

Welcome to McSweeney’s Halloween Tales, guest-edited by Alex Wellen.

November 1, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Memory of Halloween, Only Slightly Haunted

by Andrew Sean Greer
November 1, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: This Is Not the Droid We’re Looking For

by Alex Wellen
October 29, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Cinderfella

by Po Bronson
October 29, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: A New Motion in Darkness

by Amanda Field
October 27, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: The Blue Monkey

by John Jay Osborn, Jr.
October 26, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Anybody Dead?

by Jake Morrissey
October 25, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Regrets

by Susan Gerhard
October 25, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: The Great Pumpkin

by Norm Augustinus
October 22, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Halloween: A Love Story

by Rodes Fishburne
October 21, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: The Hobo Conundrum

by Ethan Waters
October 20, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Marv, Fawn, and Me

by Beth Lisick
October 19, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Yeah, I’m Muhammad Ali

by Mary Roach

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