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McSweeney’s Halloween Tales

Welcome to McSweeney’s Halloween Tales, guest-edited by Alex Wellen.

November 1, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Memory of Halloween, Only Slightly Haunted

ANDREW SEAN GREER
November 1, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: This Is Not the Droid We’re Looking For

ALEX WELLEN
October 29, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Cinderfella

PO BRONSON
October 29, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: A New Motion in Darkness

AMANDA FIELD
October 27, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: The Blue Monkey

JOHN JAY OSBORN, JR.
October 26, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Anybody Dead?

JAKE MORRISSEY
October 25, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Regrets

SUSAN GERHARD
October 25, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: The Great Pumpkin

NORM AUGUSTINUS
October 22, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Halloween: A Love Story

RODES FISHBURNE
October 21, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: The Hobo Conundrum

ETHAN WATERS
October 20, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Marv, Fawn, and Me

BETH LISICK
October 19, 2004

McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Yeah, I’m Muhammad Ali

MARY ROACH

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