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McSweeney’s Halloween Tales
Welcome to McSweeney’s Halloween Tales, guest-edited by Alex Wellen.
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November 1, 2004McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Memory of Halloween, Only Slightly Haunted
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November 1, 2004McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: This Is Not the Droid We’re Looking For
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October 29, 2004McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Cinderfella
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October 29, 2004McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: A New Motion in Darkness
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October 27, 2004McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: The Blue Monkey
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October 26, 2004McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Anybody Dead?
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October 25, 2004McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Regrets
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October 25, 2004McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: The Great Pumpkin
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October 22, 2004McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Halloween: A Love Story
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October 21, 2004McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: The Hobo Conundrum
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October 20, 2004McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Marv, Fawn, and Me
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October 19, 2004McSweeney’s Halloween Tales: Yeah, I’m Muhammad Ali
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