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McSweeney’s Top 20 of 2022
Behold, our most-read articles of 2022.
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December 30, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 30, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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December 30, 2022A Parent’s Typical Day, as Envisioned by My Child’s Preschool
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December 29, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
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December 29, 2022If I Emailed My Parents Like Democrats Email Me
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December 29, 2022Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
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December 29, 2022Math Concepts the State of Florida Finds Objectionable
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December 28, 2022I’m Timothée Chalamet, and This Was Supposed to Be My Controversial Oscars Night
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December 28, 2022The Nine Months of Pregnancy, Ranked from Worst to Best
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December 28, 2022Here’s Why You’re Wrong for Supporting Either In-Person or Virtual School
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December 28, 2022I’m Wearing Tunics Now
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December 27, 2022Every Episode of a Television Show Written by Julian Fellowes
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May 25, 2023A Day in the Life of a Woke Third-Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician
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May 18, 2023HBO’s Sensitivity Reading for Entourage
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March 19, 2018I’m Going to Close This Deal Using Business Words I’ve Heard Men Yell in Airports
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May 25, 2023I’m Your Mom Playing a Video Game, and I Will Turn This Avatar Right Around If You Don’t Watch Your Tone of Voice
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June 1, 2023You Think I’ll Buy That Just Because It’s Pride-Themed? Because You’re Right
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June 1, 2023An Open Letter to My Breasts on Their Working Conditions and Recent Complaints of “Burnout”