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McSweeney’s Top 20 of 2022
Behold, our most-read articles of 2022.
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December 30, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 30, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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December 30, 2022A Parent’s Typical Day, as Envisioned by My Child’s Preschool
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December 29, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
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December 29, 2022If I Emailed My Parents Like Democrats Email Me
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December 29, 2022Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
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December 29, 2022Math Concepts the State of Florida Finds Objectionable
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December 28, 2022I’m Timothée Chalamet, and This Was Supposed to Be My Controversial Oscars Night
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December 28, 2022The Nine Months of Pregnancy, Ranked from Worst to Best
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December 28, 2022Here’s Why You’re Wrong for Supporting Either In-Person or Virtual School
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December 28, 2022I’m Wearing Tunics Now
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December 27, 2022Every Episode of a Television Show Written by Julian Fellowes
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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January 19, 2023Oh God, Someone Gave Me Whiskey Stones