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McSweeney’s Top 20 of 2022
Behold, our most-read articles of 2022.
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December 30, 2022A Note of Reassurance from Your School District Regarding Our Updated Omicron Policies
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December 30, 2022A Parent’s Typical Day, as Envisioned by My Child’s Preschool
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December 29, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ
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December 29, 2022If I Emailed My Parents Like Democrats Email Me
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December 29, 2022Thank You for Calling the Perimenopause Hotline, Where Our Hold Times Are Completely Unpredictable
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December 29, 2022Math Concepts the State of Florida Finds Objectionable
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December 28, 2022I’m Timothée Chalamet, and This Was Supposed to Be My Controversial Oscars Night
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December 28, 2022The Nine Months of Pregnancy, Ranked from Worst to Best
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December 28, 2022Here’s Why You’re Wrong for Supporting Either In-Person or Virtual School
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December 28, 2022I’m Wearing Tunics Now
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December 27, 2022Every Episode of a Television Show Written by Julian Fellowes
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December 27, 2022How Non-Librarians Imagine a Librarian’s Typical Workday
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September 22, 2022It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2023My Saturday Self Versus My Sunday Self
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September 6, 2023Plato’s Cave Regrets to Inform You It Will Be Raising Its Rent
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September 5, 2023Our Self-Driving Cars Will Save Countless Lives, But They Will Kill Some of You First