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McSweeney’s
Top 21
of 2021
Here are our most-read pieces of 2021
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December 31, 2021Our 21 Most-Read Articles of 2021
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December 31, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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December 31, 2021Are You Allowed to Criticize Simone Biles?: A Decision Tree
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December 30, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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December 30, 2021Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?
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December 30, 2021The Terrible Things I Have Said and Done My Entire Life, and Right Up Until a Few Days Ago, Do Not Represent Me As a Person
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December 29, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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December 29, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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December 29, 2021FAQ for Rushing Delta Delta Variant
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December 29, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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December 28, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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December 28, 2021With God as My Witness, I Will Not Pick the Restaurant
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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June 28, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
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June 27, 2022We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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July 1, 2022FAQ: Freedom
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July 1, 2022A Declaration of Independence from the United States Supreme Court
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July 1, 2022Laws Should Be Based Solely on the Words of Constitutional Authors Like Me, the Guy Who Died After Shoving a Piece of Whalebone in His Dick
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom