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Not So Timeless After All
2014 Column Contest Winner
In this space, Ilana Masad posts the death notices of beloved characters from children’s literature. She herself will likely die in some karmic fashion involving plush toys, authorial rage, and murderous children.
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February 19, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Arable, Wilbur
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January 29, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Tree, the Giving
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January 12, 2015Not So Timeless After All: Leaf, Ferdinand
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December 9, 2014Not So Timeless After All: Wormwood, Matilda
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November 25, 2014Not So Timeless After All: Freeman, Corduroy
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October 30, 2014Not So Timeless After All: Bemelmans, Madeline
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October 14, 2014Not So Timeless After All: Pooh, Winnie the