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Not So Timeless After All

2014 Column Contest Winner

In this space, Ilana Masad posts the death notices of beloved characters from children’s literature. She herself will likely die in some karmic fashion involving plush toys, authorial rage, and murderous children.

February 19, 2015

Not So Timeless After All: Arable, Wilbur

by Ilana Masad
January 29, 2015

Not So Timeless After All: Tree, the Giving

by Ilana Masad
January 12, 2015

Not So Timeless After All: Leaf, Ferdinand

by Ilana Masad
December 9, 2014

Not So Timeless After All: Wormwood, Matilda

by Ilana Masad
November 25, 2014

Not So Timeless After All: Freeman, Corduroy

by Ilana Masad
October 30, 2014

Not So Timeless After All: Bemelmans, Madeline

by Ilana Masad
October 14, 2014

Not So Timeless After All: Pooh, Winnie the

by Ilana Masad

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