MCSWEENEY'S QUARTERLY SUBSCRIPTIONS

“An enduring literary presence.”—Chicago Tribune

“Brilliant and always surprising.”—Detroit Free Press

Subscribe to McSweeney’s Quarterly today.

Use the code TENDENCY at checkout for $5 off.

Not So Timeless After All

2014 Column Contest Winner

In this space, Ilana Masad posts the death notices of beloved characters from children’s literature. She herself will likely die in some karmic fashion involving plush toys, authorial rage, and murderous children.