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Notes From an Amateur Spectator at Amateur Mixed Martial Arts Fights

Rory Douglas often finds himself at amateur Mixed Martial Arts events in the Pacific Northwest. He doesn’t fight, but he has friends and family who do. These are notes on the fights and the people in them.

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